February 2012
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NIGERIAN VS AMERICAN HOUSEHOLD
AMERICAN HOUSEHOLD:
Cynthia: throwing up
Mother: Oh my God! Cynthia, are you alright? You'll be staying home from school today. Just lie down and let me grab the medicine, honey.
NIGERIAN HOUSEHOLD
Cynthia: throwing up
Mother: SIN-TEA-AH! SIN -*clap*-TEA-*clap*-AH! SO YOU AH PREGNANT?!? HEYYYYYYYY! ABOMINATION!DIS IZ A LIE! MY EYEZ MUST BE CHEATING ME! SO YOU AH REALLY PREGNANT?!?!? I CANT BELIEVE! HEYYYY! GOD-O, DELEVA ME-OOOO!
Feb 1st
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January 2012
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An american, an English man, and a Nigerian were...
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When chicken begin de dance alanta, im no say in...
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Jan 30th
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You know you're Nigerian when it's not Facebook no...
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You know you're Nigerian when, you go to the...
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You know you are Nigerian when you have amazing...
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You know you're Nigerian when the only pet you...
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You know your Niigerian when you have visitors...
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You know you're Nigerian when you haven't properly...
Jan 30th
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Let's play "You Know You're Nigerian When ... "
numbla: SHOUTOUT @ iamforevernigerian b/c i totally jacked her idea :]
Jan 30th
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You know you're a Nigerian when,Your mother has a...
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You know you're a Nigerian when,when you parents...
Jan 30th
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So i drove after him!
Policeman: Man, how did u kill 50 people in a car accident?
Man: i was driving at about 40mph, when i tried to stop i found that i had no brakes. i saw 2 men walking on the street and a wedding on d other side of d street, who should i hit
Policeman: of course the 2 men,less damage.
Man: that's what i thought to myself, but when i did it, i hit only one and the other one ran to the wedding, SO I DROVE AFTER HIM!
Jan 30th
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Ashawo
Jan 30th
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You know you're a Nigerian when, your parents own...
Jan 30th
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NAIJA NETWORKS
girl: hi babe
boy: hi luv (msg sending failed)
girl: are u there?
Boy: yes am here luv (msg sendn failed)
girl: are u ignoring me?
Boy: no no my luv (msg sendn failed)
girl: fine, i think dis relationship is over
boy: damn u, go to hell (msg sent)
Jan 30th
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